Other people's farts V your own
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Other people's farts V your own
Smartiepants Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:47 pm
The subject says it all. Are you disgusted by your own trumpets, as well as other peoples or do yours smell like a pleasent aroma of freshly baked bread?
Have you ever been victim to a duch oven?
Have you recovered?
Why do your own pumps smell better than anyone elses :?:
Or do you not whizz? (yeah right...)
Have you ever been victim to a duch oven?
Have you recovered?
Why do your own pumps smell better than anyone elses :?:
Or do you not whizz? (yeah right...)
Smartiepants- Posts : 47
Join date : 2009-04-25
Age : 41
Re: Other people's farts V your own
EeeGee Fri May 01, 2009 12:01 am
Is a duch oven when someone farts then sticks your head under the covers? If it is then NO thank god. At least not yet!!
Mine do smell okay - usually. Sometimes (like when I'm poorly or have had a curry!
) can be pretty nasty! And everyone else's are just horrific.
Mine do smell okay - usually. Sometimes (like when I'm poorly or have had a curry!
) can be pretty nasty! And everyone else's are just horrific.
EeeGee- Posts : 154
Join date : 2009-04-27
Re: Other people's farts V your own
Mrs Big Boobs Sun May 03, 2009 5:41 pm
Mine smell of lovely expensive perfume!!! haha
The worst are kids' at school. The children in my class used to find it very amusing when somebody trumped until I said we all did it and we didn't need to laugh. They thnk it's now acceptable to trump whilst I am in the middle of our story - knowing that children laughing will not be tolerated and I have to carry on reading whilst breathing in trump filled air !!!
I have now resorted to infant techniques' It smells like somebody needs to go and do a poo' I will overcome the fartiness of my class!
The worst are kids' at school. The children in my class used to find it very amusing when somebody trumped until I said we all did it and we didn't need to laugh. They thnk it's now acceptable to trump whilst I am in the middle of our story - knowing that children laughing will not be tolerated and I have to carry on reading whilst breathing in trump filled air !!!
I have now resorted to infant techniques' It smells like somebody needs to go and do a poo' I will overcome the fartiness of my class!
Mrs Big Boobs- Posts : 148
Join date : 2009-04-25
Location : Lancashire
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