Human virus site

http://totl.net/VirusScanner/


How many did you have? I was told i suffer from windows and might suffer from both linux and mac. I also suffer from Britishness and video games.

Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Politics
Stop caring!

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

(Might suffer from):
British (95%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Oh dear.....

Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Politics
Stop caring!
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Sci-fi (70%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Brand Names (90%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Junkfood (80%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."

8-Bit (70%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.

Politics (95%)
Stop caring!

Brand Names (75%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

TotL
Go read Brunching

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

British
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Politics
Stop caring!

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Religion (60%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."

Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Discordia (70%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Southampton (84%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.

Hippyism (73%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

xls - hopeful but not flexible enough
word - use em, abuse em, hang on the the tresting ones especially PERIL
POWERPOINT- just a plug
word perfect - far from it
outlook - gloomy

The Joys of having Boys.............

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Viruses you might suffer from:



British (95%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Discordia (70%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Sci-fi (70%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."


Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


British
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

LOL - never used LInux in my life - that's what you get for dating an IT geek in a previous life and the scifi is what I get for living with a trekkie!

Lx